Sip, Strategize, Socialize
Join our mobile meetup where every pub turns into a mini battlefield. Sip craft brews, swap tactics with new friends, and compete in lightning-fast skirmishes between rounds. No RSVP stress—just show up, order a drink, and dive into the action.
Explore With UsThe Goat Warcry, Forged with Fury!
Battle-Tested Relics
Each collectible in our vault has survived the brutal fires of fandom — no shelf-fillers, no compromise. We hand-select only the fiercest pieces, forged in authenticity and drenched in lore. Whether you’re building an army or a shrine, every item we offer carries weight, story, and power.
Community Focus
Whether you’re cracking open a fresh booster or a cold beer, nothing beats sharing the experience with fellow fans. We’re building more than just a Club — we’re building a mobile warroom for nerds, where rare finds and ridiculous banter flow freely. Grab a pint, pull up a chair, and let’s talk plastic.
Knowledge Without Gatekeeping
We believe the best collections are built on passion, not price tags. That’s why we offer expert advice, transparent rental options, and hobby education that welcomes newcomers and veterans alike. Quality isn’t exclusive — it’s for everyone with a spark.
🐐💥 Gear Up Like a True Battle-Born Goat💥🐐
Whether you're a die-hard 40K fan, a dice-slinging bar crawler, or just love screaming goats with attitude — our merch hits harder than a Thunder Hammer in close combat. From chaos-charged t-shirts to battle-ready accessories, everything we drop is forged in the fires of fandom and soaked in the spirit of the Imperium
(...or corrupted by the Warp, we won’t judge). 🛒 Suit up. Stand out. Scream louder.
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Event Calendar
Goathammer 2025 — Miniature Melee
Octember 2, 2025
A legendary one-day skirmish event where factions clash for glory and GoatCoin rewards. Bring your 500pt Warband and your boldest strategies. Secret objectives. Sudden alliances. Surprise chaos. One goat-themed relic to rule them all.
Battle of the Bar Room Realms
Octember 13, 2025
Dust off your dice and deploy your armies — it’s time to prove your tabletop dominance in our all-day miniatures tournament. Casual-friendly, rules-light, and beer-fueled. Prizes for best painted, most chaotic strategy, and most impressive defeat.
Goat's Eye View
This gallery showcases the heart of our hobby: masterfully painted minis, scenes from rowdy game nights, and behind-the-scenes fun from our community events. It's not just eye candy — it’s proof that the herd knows how to party.
Hobby On Demand
Tap into our rental fleet whenever inspiration strikes. From weekend game nights to long-term campaigns, we’ve got you covered with daily, monthly, and member-exclusive rental options — because collecting shouldn’t be a barrier to play.
Daily Event Package
$99
- ✓ 5 collectibles
- ✓ 1 week rental
- ✓ Free shipping
Monthly Miniature Package
$199
- ✓ 10 collectibles
- ✓ 2 week rental
- ✓ Free shipping
- ✓ Insurance included
Advanced Warrior's Package
$299
- ✓ 15 collectibles
- ✓ 1 month rental
- ✓ Free shipping
- ✓ Insurance included
- ✓ Curator's selection
Masters of Minis & Mayhem
The Goats Behind the Glory
Grimm
Head of Acquisitions
Grimm’s keen eye for authentic and valuable collectibles fuels everything we do. He doesn’t just browse — he hunts. From exclusive miniatures to limited-run game pieces, his curations shape our shelves and your next obsession
With connections stretching from Montana to Madrid, Grimm’s network helps us source pieces no algorithm could ever find. Every item has a story — and Grimm knows where to listen.
Reaper
Community Manager
Reaper’s mission is simple: no collector left behind. His efforts keep our Discord buzzing, our tables full, and our events unforgettable.
Reaper thrives on uniting people through their shared love of miniatures, lore, and dice-fueled mayhem. From community nights to major events, Reaper curates experiences that stick. His work ensures Screaming Goat Collectibles is more than a shop — it’s a tribe.
🐐 Born in the Boonies 🐐
Screaming Goat Collectibles was born in the backwoods of Montana in 2025 — where the beer is cold, the minis are hot, and the terrain is always DIY. It started with a group of friends painting minis on the porch and arguing about which Primarch would win in a bar fight. We didn’t plan for it to grow — it just did, like a rogue ork fungus.
Now, we’re more than just a weekend hangout. We've built a space where collectors and players from all walks can rent armies, learn the ropes, and enjoy the hobby without the financial gatekeeping. Whether you're chasing trophies or just want to throw dice with your crew, we’ve got your back.
Need Help? Summon the Goatlords
Ready to Gear Up In Person? or Rent a Tabletop Tour?
Have questions about our collectibles or services?
Plotting your next campaign? Looking to rent an army or browse our collection up close? This is your command console. Let us know what you’re after and we’ll make it happen — stress-free, crowd-free, and dialed to your hobby style.
Fill out the form below to schedule a person appointment—no crowds, no wait times. Let us know what armies you’re eyeing, and we’ll have them prepped and ready for your visit!
Address
In Montana coming soon to your Local Bar
info@screaminggoatcollectibles.com